The response I expected looked something like this:
Thank you for your email. However, we use 'insert name of large audio book publishing house here' to do all of our audio books. We wish you well!
Chelsea Green publishing"
Instead, I received the following email:
date Fri, Apr 9, 2010 at 10:37 AM
subject Regarding your query: audio book
Thank you for writing! We will pass your offer along to Joel Salatin.
-- end of message --
I'm sorry, did she say I'm passing this information on to the author???? NO WAY! I NEVER thought I'd talk to him!